It’s only been a little over a month since we published our roadmap, but it’s already time to do some serious reprioritization.

We assumed that Uniswap’s API would be capable of staying sober long enough to get the brunt of our planned features into production before committing to building an in-house data source. Unfortunately, that isn’t the case. Their API passes out at least once a day, making our intern look like an incompetent ass, and we can’t have that...

So, here’s roadmap MKII:

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V.0.8.6 released October 25th, 2020:

Unlimited favorites & alerts now available in ALL tiers, including Free Tier!

Unicrypt URL’s fixed.

Button added to clear alerts.

V.0.8.7 coming October 30th, 2020:

Extended mobile support including WalletConnect for Trust Wallet connection. …

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The first AstroTools airdrop is complete…

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“BFG-9001” (limited to only 10 tokens) — these rare gorilla blasters will pew-pew over 9000 counter-traders and send them to their bearish deaths, as we inevitably move to our final “Ass Kong” version release in the future. In other words, these tokens will soon provide lifetime unlimited AstroTools access without monthly fees, ever, to anyone who possesses them!

BFG winning addresses are here.

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“Pipe Cleaner” NFT’s (limited to only 50 tokens) — have been dropped to 50 randomly selected addresses who held 1,000 ASTRO between the 1st and 21st of October! Once activated, these tokens will grant unlimited access to our 32-bit membership tier without additional ASTRO tokens, plus no monthly fees for six months as we leap into the “Jumping Plumber” version release. …

You asked (many times), and we listened. Today we are introducing a new membership tier, and yes, you only need 250 ASTRO to qualify!

Rather than diluting our 1,000 ASTRO offering by cherry-picking features, we’ve decided to UPGRADE our 1,000 ASTRO offering with an enhanced version of the new-listings explorer, which offers significantly more data. 250 ASTRO holders will have access to the original new listings page, which shows the most recent listings.

To make this work, we’ve had to rename each of the tiers:

  • 8-bit is now 16-bit
  • 16-bit is now 32-bit
  • And the N64 has landed.

“Stop speaking in tongues, human, you’re confusing me!” …


Astrotools is a DeFi dashboard that bridges the information gap between centralized and decentralized exchanges.

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